One Does Not Simply Blog Into Tumblr.

A growing archive of things that make me laugh, people/places/quotes/movies/memes I find interesting, or whatever else I regard as amusing.
These include (but are not limited to): Lord of the Rings. LotR lulz. Breaking Bad. Fat Camp. Gogol Bordello. Billy Boyd. Reddit. Memes. Bad horror movies. John Carpenter's The Thing. Xenomorphs. Dinosaurs. Louis C.K. MST3K. Treehouses. Jeff Goldblum. Puns. Most anything cheesy or tacky. Graphs. Nostalgia. Dr. Hook. Bitching about college. Rifftrax. Using hilarious gifs to express myself. Offensive lulz. Abhorring Sean Astin.
I do my best to entertain the masses with the gems I find on the internet.
Me


COME AT ME BRO  
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hot4triangle:

when i saw this i assumed theyd pranked the guy by changing his actual physical reflection into mr.bean and it didnt occur to me for like another good minute afterward to question how that might have happened

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inspired by x

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tastefullyoffensive:

The 4 Stages of Pizza Bargaining [pantwizard]

tastefullyoffensive:

The 4 Stages of Pizza Bargaining [pantwizard]

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pleatedjeans:

um…ok. [x]

I’ve asked before, and I’ll ask again - is there a tumblr solely dedicated to horribly melted ice cream faces? They bring me joy.

pleatedjeans:

um…ok. [x]

I’ve asked before, and I’ll ask again - is there a tumblr solely dedicated to horribly melted ice cream faces? They bring me joy.

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corinnemucha:

I <3 Math.

corinnemucha:

I <3 Math.

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ladyhistory:

Even more captioned adventures of George Washington.

PART I | PART II | PART III | PART IV

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tastefullyoffensive:

Google is amazing. [via]

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Now, I love me some terrible b-movies, but some of the shit that&#8217;s available can&#8217;t even qualify as bad-good.
Seriously, has ANYONE but me watched the abomination Hanger?! It&#8217;s about a failed abortion who goes on a killing spree in an attempt to take revenge on the pimp who killed his prostitute mother. THAT WAS ON INSTANT QUEUE. For quite some time, actually. Made the movie Monsturd look like a goddamn masterpiece.
It&#8217;s one of the few movies that I don&#8217;t think I&#8217;d sit through again, even if I was being bribed.

Only way I&#8217;d watch it again would be if Rifftrax got their hands on it. 
&#8230;Anyway, sorry for the rambling. It&#8217;s my first day in what seems like years, and my internet connection is actually working. Figured I should contribute OC rather than constantly reblogging everything. 
Carry on.

Now, I love me some terrible b-movies, but some of the shit that’s available can’t even qualify as bad-good.

Seriously, has ANYONE but me watched the abomination Hanger?! It’s about a failed abortion who goes on a killing spree in an attempt to take revenge on the pimp who killed his prostitute mother. THAT WAS ON INSTANT QUEUE. For quite some time, actually. Made the movie Monsturd look like a goddamn masterpiece.

It’s one of the few movies that I don’t think I’d sit through again, even if I was being bribed.

Only way I’d watch it again would be if Rifftrax got their hands on it. 

…Anyway, sorry for the rambling. It’s my first day in what seems like years, and my internet connection is actually working. Figured I should contribute OC rather than constantly reblogging everything. 

Carry on.

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hi:

me and my dog type each other messages sometimes

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My dog has the same attitude.

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pleatedjeans:

via

Thanks to working retail.

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